This is a pure entertainment story about the NFL's decision to proceed with Bad Bunny as Super Bowl halftime performer. Zero constitutional impact: no government action, no policy implications, no rights affected, no institutional damage. The NFL is a private organization making a programming choice. B-score is minimal (3.85/100) - some media coverage due to celebrity angle but no significant hype machinery. Three identical article titles suggest wire service pickup rather than coordinated amplification. No mechanism exists for constitutional harm. Classic noise: entertainment decision framed as newsworthy solely due to celebrity involvement.