Private restaurant chain ending consulting relationship over logo design has zero constitutional impact. No government action, no policy change, no rights affected. This is pure commercial decision-making amplified through culture war framing. The 'conservative pressure campaign' angle attempts to elevate corporate branding dispute into constitutional crisis. B-score moderate (16.83) reflects outrage-bait potential and culture war pattern-matching, but event fundamentally lacks any constitutional damage vector. Classic noise: private actors making private decisions about private branding, wrapped in political narrative.