This is a textbook List B distraction event. Constitutional damage is minimal (A=4.0): the rename is symbolic with no operational impact on military function, civilian control, or constitutional structure. Rule_of_law scores 1 (executive overreach attempting rename without clear authority), separation scores 2 (symbolic challenge to post-WWII civilian oversight norms), capture scores 1 (militaristic framing), violence scores 1 (rhetorical normalization of war posture). Mechanism modifier 0.7 reflects that executive orders renaming departments face legal/congressional obstacles. However, distraction value is extreme (B=33.3): outrage_bait 8 (provokes pacifist/militarist divide), meme_ability 9 ('Department of War' is instantly viral/Orwellian), novelty 8 (unprecedented modern proposal), media_friendliness 9 (simple, visual, debate-generating). Layer 2 mismatch 7 (massive attention to symbolic rename vs actual policy), narrative_pivot 8 (shifts focus from substantive military policy to branding). Intentionality 11/15 with clear symbolic provocation and culture war framing. D-score of -29.3 confirms pure distraction: high hype, low constitutional impact, designed to generate controversy without substantive change.