This event describes Hunter Biden's personal financial difficulties following a pardon. Critical error in summary: Trump did not pardon Hunter Biden - President Biden pardoned his own son. Regardless, this is purely personal financial information from court filings with zero constitutional implications. No mechanism affects elections, rule of law, separation of powers, civil rights, institutional capture, corruption prosecution, or violence. A-score is 0 across all drivers. B-score shows moderate outrage potential (3) around a political figure's family member, some media appeal (3) for tabloid coverage, minimal meme potential (2), low novelty (1). Layer 2 shows modest mismatch (2) between pardon controversy and personal debt story, pattern matching (2) to ongoing Biden family narratives. Intentionality low (4) with celebrity focus and emotional framing. Final B-score 7.66 is well below threshold. This is classic noise: celebrity gossip about a political figure's relative's personal finances with no policy, legal, or constitutional dimension.