A single CBP social media post mocking a migrant's clothing is offensive and reflects problematic agency culture, but lacks structural constitutional impact. Rule_of_law (1.5) reflects minor concerns about professional standards in enforcement agencies. Civil_rights (2.0) captures dignity violations and dehumanizing treatment, but this is symbolic speech by officials, not policy or systematic rights deprivation. No mechanism creates lasting constitutional damage - this is agency communication culture, not enforcement policy change. Scope limited to single state, narrow population. A-score 2.66 well below threshold. B-score 20.95 driven by high outrage_bait (flag symbolism + immigration), strong meme_ability (visual irony), and pattern_match to culture war narratives. Intentionality moderate (8) as official agency account. Classic noise: high emotional valence, minimal structural damage, symbolic rather than substantive.