This is a textbook distraction event. A-score is negligible (0.19): changing memo fonts has zero constitutional impact despite being framed through DEI lens. Civil_rights driver scores 1/5 only because it signals hostility to diversity initiatives, but mechanism_modifier of 0.3 reflects that norm_erosion_only with no actual policy change produces minimal damage. B-score is high (34.38): exceptional meme_ability (changing fonts over DEI is absurdly trivial), strong outrage_bait for both sides, high media_friendliness (simple, visual, culture-war coded). Layer 2 shows massive mismatch (9/10) between trivial action and DEI framing, strong pattern_match to culture war distractions. Intentionality indicators are clear: this is pure administrative theater with symbolic culture-war signaling over any substantive policy. D-score of -34.19 confirms List B classification.