DOGE cuts at Rocky Mountain Laboratory score moderate constitutional concern (A=14.5) but high distraction value (B=27.6, D=-13.1). A-score: separation_of_powers (3) reflects extra-constitutional efficiency body directing executive agency operations; election (2) for political appointee influence over career civil service; capture (2) for private-sector-style efficiency metrics applied to public health research. Resource_reallocation mechanism adds 15% modifier as it represents structural budget/personnel shifts. Single-state scope reduces by 15%. Severity: precedent slightly elevated (1.1) for normalizing non-statutory efficiency bodies. B-score: Layer 1 (13.2/24): meme_ability (7) for 'DOGE' cryptocurrency branding applied to government, media_friendliness (6) for simple cuts narrative, outrage_bait (6) for attacking scientific institution. Layer 2 (14.4/21): pattern_match (8) fits anti-expert/anti-bureaucracy narrative, mismatch (7) between efficiency rhetoric and potential public health research impact, timing (6) during broader DOGE rollout. Intentionality (9/15): branded_initiative, symbolic_targeting of federal research facility, narrative_alignment with efficiency agenda. Intent_weight 0.55 yields final B=27.6. Classification: List B (B>=25, D<=-10) - high-hype efficiency theater with moderate but real institutional impact.