Noise🔒 v1

Tiger Woods Dating Donald Trump Jr. Ex-Wife

2025-03-15 · 2 sources · 98% confidence

federal · narrow

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Summary

Celebrity gossip reporting that Tiger Woods is dating the ex-wife of Donald Trump Jr. This represents tabloid content unrelated to governance.

Why This Score

Pure celebrity tabloid gossip with zero constitutional or governance impact. A-score is 0 across all drivers - no mechanism of constitutional damage exists. B-score reaches 10.12 due to media friendliness of celebrity content and Trump name association, but falls well below List B threshold of 25. The Trump Jr. connection is tangential family gossip, not governance-related. This is textbook noise: entertainment content masquerading as news due to incidental political family connection.

A-Score Drivers

Election Integrity & Transfer of Power×0.22

0.0/5

Rule of Law / Due Process×0.18

0.0/5

Separation of Powers×0.16

0.0/5

Civil Rights / Equal Protection×0.14

0.0/5

Institutional Capture×0.14

0.0/5

Corruption / Self-Dealing×0.1

0.0/5

Violence / Intimidation Enabling×0.06

0.0/5

Sev: durability=1 · reversibility=1 · precedent=1 · mech=1× scope=1×

B-Score: Layer 1 — Hype (55%)

Outrage-bait

2.0/5

Meme-ability

3.0/5

Novelty Spike

2.0/5

Media Friendliness

4.0/5

Layer 2 — Strategic (45%)

Media-Volume Mismatch

4.0/5

Timing Overlap

Sources (2)

Tiger Woods reportedly dating Donald Trump Jr . ex - wife— fox5dc.com

Tiger Woods dating Donald Trump Jr ex - wife , Daily Mail reports— cbs12.com

IF YOU ONLY DO ONE THING

Ignore completely. This is celebrity gossip with no policy, constitutional, or governance implications. The Trump name creates false appearance of political relevance but this is purely personal relationship tabloid fodder.