This is a textbook distraction event with minimal constitutional damage. A-score (13.37): Resource reallocation through executive compensation policy shows moderate separation of powers concerns (appropriations authority), minor election implications (military voter appeal), and slight institutional capture (politicizing military compensation). However, the policy is easily reversible, limited in scope to military pay, and lacks severe constitutional mechanism violations. B-score (36.93): Extremely high hype driven by the symbolic $1,776 amount (Revolutionary War reference), Christmas timing for maximum emotional impact, explicit Biden contrast ('coal'), and massive meme-ability. Layer 2 shows clear strategic design: timing mismatch (holiday announcement), narrative pivot (from policy debates to patriotic gesture), and pattern matching (populist military support). Intentionality score of 13/15 reflects obvious symbolic engineering and media spectacle design. D-score of -23.56 clearly places this on List B as manufactured distraction overwhelming modest constitutional concerns.