Mass suspension of 139 EPA employees scores moderately on capture (4.0) as personnel_capture mechanism, with rule_of_law (2.5) for potential due process concerns. Mechanism modifier 1.25 for personnel_capture, scope 1.1 for federal agency. Severity: durability 1.1 (suspensions potentially reversible but disruptive), reversibility 0.95 (employees can be reinstated), precedent 1.15 (mass personnel actions becoming normalized). A-score: 23.17. B-score driven by outrage_bait (7), media_friendliness (8), pattern_match (7) with broader government workforce narratives. Layer 2 mismatch (6) for personnel action framed as constitutional crisis. Final B: 23.09. D-score: +0.08 (essentially neutral). Both scores below 25 threshold, insufficient detail on actual mechanism (were suspensions lawful administrative action, retaliation, or ideological purge?), appears routine personnel matter amplified by scale. Classification: Noise.