This event scores low on constitutional damage (A=3.3) despite moderate hype (B=15.2). The Army's 250th anniversary is a legitimate milestone warranting celebration. The June 14 date coincides with both the Army's founding (1775) and Trump's birthday, but this appears coincidental rather than deliberately orchestrated for presidential glorification. The mechanism is listed as 'norm_erosion_only' but lacks clear institutional capture or separation of powers violation - military parades for milestone anniversaries are traditional. Separation score (2) reflects mild optics concern about military-civilian boundaries, but no actual constitutional breach. Capture (1.5) and corruption (1) reflect potential appearance issues. The 0.6 mechanism modifier significantly reduces impact given the weak causal pathway. B-score is elevated by outrage potential and media-friendly optics of the timing coincidence, plus moderate intentionality around symbolic messaging. However, with A<25 and legitimate anniversary justification, this classifies as Noise despite the hype.