This is a textbook List B distraction event with zero constitutional damage but high strategic hype. A-score: No government action, no policy change, no constitutional mechanisms affected - purely private entertainment event. B-score Layer 1 (14.3/25): High meme_ability (8) due to lip-syncing mockery, strong media_friendliness (7) with repetitive coverage, moderate outrage_bait (6) and novelty (5). Layer 2 (17.4/20): Exceptional timing (9) - Super Bowl counter-programming, high mismatch (8) - entertainment vs constitutional governance, strong narrative_pivot (7) - culture war framing, solid pattern_match (6) - TPUSA branded distraction. Intentionality (13/15): Clear organized counter-programming, TPUSA branding, deliberate culture war positioning, coordinated coverage. Intent_weight: 0.58 (base 0.45 + 0.13 bonus). Final B-score: 31.7. Classification: B>=25 AND D=-31.7 clearly meets List B criteria. This is manufactured culture war content designed to capture attention during major event with zero governance impact.