This is a textbook distraction event. Dershowitz makes dramatic claims ('Hand to God') about knowing names on the Epstein list but refuses to disclose them, creating pure speculation without actionable information. A-score is negligible: minimal rule_of_law impact (1) as this is just talk without legal consequence, minimal corruption relevance (1) as no new corruption is revealed. The information_operation mechanism modifier (0.3) severely reduces the already tiny base score since this is performative speech rather than institutional action. B-score is extremely high: outrage_bait (4.5) exploits public fascination with Epstein scandal, media_friendliness (4.0) as celebrity lawyer making dramatic claims, meme_ability (3.5) for the 'Hand to God' theatrics. Layer 2 shows classic distraction patterns: massive mismatch (4.5) between hype and substance, narrative_pivot (4.0) keeping Epstein story alive without progress, pattern_match (4.5) fits recycled speculation cycle. Intentionality is very high (12/15) with clear attention-seeking behavior, no concrete action, vague claims, and celebrity involvement. D-score of -84.38 clearly places this on List B as pure distraction theater.